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谜一样的水母殿@2006-02-01 17:52

寻找能逆天的地方ing
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iceblusky@2006-02-01 17:58

竟然还有英文kuso……
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helllee@2006-02-01 17:58

有空我要编写一个loli的东西上去才行
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JOHNPOTTER@2006-02-01 18:08

太强了太强了,谁写的。OTZ
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glass_rabbit@2006-02-01 19:04

笑到不行 这网上的东西太强了
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Netwxy@2006-02-01 19:51

偽基終于流傳到popgo了?
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shcmzzj@2006-02-01 20:38

KUSO人写的KUSO文,真太KUSO了!
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wangjiale@2006-02-01 20:46

真是很好笑的:P

呵呵
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kinya@2006-02-01 20:58

这伪基真是KUSO天堂啊~~~
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Miyaviの尾巴@2006-02-01 21:13

OTAKU就是因为有了YY对象才完美!
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kefir@2006-02-01 22:47

我看见了菅野洋子……然后我发现我低估了这个网的KUSO程度
orz

Yoko Kanno (1337 - 20X6) is quite possibly the most famous Asian statesman in history, Yoko Kanno was nearly the Ceaser of Russia, Western Ambassador of Awesome Music in Japan, and, less successfully, the official spokesman of Asia in Britain.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Yoko_Kanno
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漫畫懶人@2006-02-01 23:13

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Otaku
如果說影響這個更大
看那otaku之神及那神照...........OTL
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漫畫懶人@2006-02-01 23:15

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anime
這更強...................找人改了這個........
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NPC@2006-02-02 00:39

我便败了:
Katsuragi Misato: the aforementioned drunk-ass Major. Her brilliant battlefield tactics are powered by beer; the more beer she drinks, the stupider her plans become, and therefore the more likely they are to succeed according to the Laws of Anime Physics. Her hobbies include drinking, having drunken one-night stands with total strangers, having drunken one-night stands with friends, and molesting boys half her age.

Ayanami Rei: the aforementioned amazingly hot blue-haired girl with superpowers. She has superpowers because she is the spawn of Steve Ballmer, who will fucking bury you, and because she is mother of all the Angels, a fact proven by her amazing hotness and her creepy red Eyes that fire Eye Beams. These superpowers include indestructibility, flight, turning into a Giant Naked Thing and Eye Beams because she will fucking kill you, just like Steve Ballmer. She absolutely never disobeys orders unless she feels like it or unless she will fucking bury that guy. She is in love with Shinji for reasons incomprehensible to our feeble mortal minds. Her hobbies include reading, staring out the window, staring at the wall, staring into space, boring people to death, and walking around naked for no reason.

Asuka Langley Soryu: the aforementioned annoying, vile and hypersexualized German bitch who deserves to be spanked until her ass is the same shade of red as her hair. Her mother's father was the love child of Adolf Hitler and the female Anti-Christ. She was created in a lab in an attempt to put the soul of Satan himself into a human body, and was then trained by the Nazi shadow government to be a ninja assassin. She is psychotic, psychopathic, clinically insane, constantly in a state of PMS, only attracted to men at least twice her age, and prone to randomly flipping out and trying to fucking kill people. Unless she's having a bad day, in which case she becomes far worse. This makes her ideally suited for piloting a giant robot capable of destroying the world. It is believed by some that she is in fact an older Pippi Longstockings using a pseudonym.
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漫畫懶人@2006-02-02 00:46

鋼練
Fullmetal Alchemist (ドラゴンボール Z) is an anime revolving around the asexual midget Edward Elric and his younger brother Alphonse Elric, a young boy whose soul is tranfered into a the body of a Tin Man understudy. After unsucessfully trying to revive their mother using the theory of alchemy, a Satanic ritual originating in Japan. At this unfortunate time, Edward lost his right arm and left leg (the loss of his right testicle is still to be confirmed). Alphonse lost his entire body, in the incident (much to the dismay of the incest fangirls).

Soon after Edward was given automail (a strange combination of prosthetic limb and sexual toy) by Winry Rockbell, a girl whose sole purpose in the series is to whine, and make fans miserable, he was recruited by the pimp and all-around sexual deviant, Roy Mustang and his mistress, Riza Hawkeye.

Ed and Al later on meet Maes Hughes on a train, whose main purpose is to promote rim jobs and make Roy his sex slave. He invites Ed to his house to make him a whipping boy

And then, the entire cast began to angst. Boy, did they angst. Fans soon came to realize that this pointless angst took up at least three quarters of the entire series.

Edward and Alphonse begin their search for the Philosopher's Stone and soon come to realize, after much illegal research mainly funded by the profits they earn from growing marijuana and illegal catnip inside Alphonse, that their sole purpose in life is to cause DEEP HURTING! Thus, the series comes to a conclusion with absolutely nothing gained,except boring anime fans to death and Edward and Alphonse start an incestuous relationship centering around bondage and a threesome with Envy.The day is finally saved with Armstrong's cleaning power, annoying Maes Hughes fans being obliterated and Lust revealing her breasts to everyone. Wrath shows up at the end, to moon the audience.

The original manga was written by Hiromu Arakawa, who now spends the good majority of her time bitching out the anime version of her creation in omake.She is also responsible for creating Perfect Hair Forever as an act of revenge.
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