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[囧]堕落的田中大叔

晴空诗人@2007-05-03 19:14

我们刚刚踏足玄关，六个警卫佩着特制警棍拦住了去路。说不定他们的来头也是暴力团之类，形象颇为凶恶。

一般来说，按照凉子的气性，不管由纪子怎么制止她都会凭武力冲进去。我正想着，她突然浮现出邪恶的笑容，转头看看两位侍女：

“露西安，我之前教你们的日语说来试试。”

露西安点点头，露出天使般的笑容，用有点生硬的日语说：

“大葛格，我最喜欢你了～!”（译者：这就是传说中的少年向宇宙超级霹雳无敌通杀台词：Onichan, Daisuki yo~!）

貌似领头的那个年轻警卫呆立不动了。那凶神恶煞眼神粗鲁的男人惊得露出一口黄牙。

“大葛格，我们两个一起幸福地生活吧！”（译者：这就是传说中的少年向奥义：Onichan, Futari de shiawase ni narou ne~!）

狂喜的电流冲过那男人全身。他僵在嘴巴开合了好几次，眼睛眯起一阵儿，猛然张开：

“哦哦哦！我决不允许任何人妨碍我和小妹妹的幸福！”

一瞬间陷入妄想世界的年轻男人大喝一声的同时，猝然转身，挥着警棍朝同伙们冲过去。

--出自<药师寺凉子怪奇事件簿——雾的访问者>
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然而,现实中的小妹妹是这样的

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=185167

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim, 50 year old David Burien, was not so lucky as he died from stab wounds to the chest.

大意：
当Patricia Harrington的父亲离开他家的两层小楼之后，23岁的Ralphel Resindez和26岁的Enrico Garza——两位非法移民，以为他们可以轻易制服这个11岁的小女孩。

看来这两个冒失鬼绝对没有想到的是——他们是在蒙大拿州，而Patricia小妹妹在9岁时曾获得某射击比赛的冠军。当强盗们破门而入的时候，Patricia 正在她楼上的房间里，于是她迅速跑到父亲的房间拿起了他的Mossberg 500 型12号霰弹枪。

Resindez在刚一踏上二楼台阶的时候就被采用跪姿瞄准的11岁小萝莉所射出的鹿弹在近距离击中。他的腹部和下阴受了致命伤。而Garza还没跑到楼梯就被击中左肩，在他步履蹒跚地跑到大街上之后，没等急救人员到来便挂在那里。

在Resindez身上搜出一支.45口径的手枪，这是他在之前一次入室抢劫时搞到的。手枪的原主人——50岁的David Burien则不幸被刺中胸部而死。
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漫畫懶人@2007-05-03 19:16

一早就說, 田中大神是怪叔叔了......
以前是loli控, 現在是女王控.........

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joker8@2007-05-03 19:32

堕落了,堕落了,没想到田中这个家伙也堕落成这个样子了啊,看来最近传闻他的书走下坡路是真的了.

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时间的守护者II@2007-05-03 19:36

这不是堕落，这是爱啊！！！

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火彩@2007-05-03 19:48

田中大叔从黑蜘蛛岛后就堕落了......