scyandzh@2003-01-01 11:51
我汉,题目居然没有写全
TITLE IS
39 NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
YOU’VE PROBABLY ALREADY BROKEN
1) Easy on the cheese this year.
2) Buy her flowers. For no reason.
3) Purchase only those power tools absolutely integral to a project that, if ignored, means total collapse of your home.
4) Breast size will not determine your dating choices.
5) No more being the guy at work who revels in e-mailing coworkers vicious and witty nicknames you connect for other coworkers.
6) Forty sit-ups for every beer.
7) Stop checking the DOW every hour--- you are in it for the long haul
8) Toss out the guns N’Roses, Aerosmith, AC/DC--- make room in the CD collection for Brahms and Brubeck.
9) Odor-Eaters.
10) Stop counting masturbation as aerobic exercise.
11) Go to yoga class. For the yoga.
12) During the weekly phone call with Mom, no more (a) answering E-mail,(b) playing Grand Theft Auto, (c) flipping through magazines.
13) Tell the boss what you really think of him.
14) TiVo is for Meet the Press, not cheaters.
15) Read Pilgrim’s Progress, Tristram Shandy and Finnegans Wake.
16) Stop flirting with everything that has all its limbs.
17) No more air guitar.
18) Get over the thong fetish.
19) Finally confront Dad and tell him how he hurt your feelings when he missed you swim meet in sixth grade
20) When meeting old girlfriends, don’t fixate on the possibility that you could nail them.
21) Don't feel jealous when coworkers do better than you---after all, work is a collaborative experence.
22) When ordering sides, choose vegetables
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23) Stop flinging the board against the wall when she beats you at scrabble.
24) Resist the urge to sob when you single friend says he picked up a babe at a bar
25) Start enjoying family gatherings.
26) Listen to all things considered without getting nauseated
27) Stop thinking of other women when doing your wife; stop thinking about your wife when doing other women.
28) Dump the beer-cozy collection.
29) Eat sprouts.
30) Take advantage of the city’s vast cultural offerings.
31) Stop logging on to Ukrainianmodel farm.com
32) No more submitting drinks at nick’s titty hut as a valid business expense
33) Stop lying about your charity work.
34) No drinking except for special occasions, hump days and weekends
35) No more chat rooms.
36) Stop hurling invective at phone solicitors who are only trying to earn a living.
37) Attempt to make pleasant small talk with the office receptionist.
38) Figure out once and for all where you stand on (a) the middle east,(b) Putin and the Checknya problem, (c) farm subsildies (d) third world—loan forgiveness.
39) Launder more; go commando less.
这些可是偶辛苦打出来的,汗,
Raywell@2003-01-01 12:14
偏偏今天金山词霸不合作！该死的，只看了个半懂！
兄弟，有没有中文版啊。我投降了，回ESl再读半年........
scyandzh@2003-01-01 12:24
哪来中文版的阿,这是偶从图书馆的杂志上找到的
Raywell@2003-01-01 12:59
翻译的任务交给你了，反正我早就看懂了
但是剩下的同志怎么办呢，好人要做到底嘛！！
ThunderBird@2003-01-01 20:45
Easy on the cheese this year 是决定减肥吗？
Buy her flowers. For no reason 泡妞已经不流行这套了
3) Purchase only those power tools absolutely integral to a project that, if ignored, means total collapse of your home. 我懂这句话，但不懂什么意思~
4) Breast size will not determine your dating choices. 现在流行骨感型的美女。
5) No more being the guy at work who revels in e-mailing coworkers vicious and witty nicknames you connect for other coworkers. 社会造就人哪~~强求不来的~~
6) Forty sit-ups for every beer. ？？？有是俚语？？？给每杯啤酒40个位置？
7) Stop checking the DOW every hour--- you are in it for the long haul DOW是什么？
8) Toss out the guns N’Roses, Aerosmith, AC/DC--- make room in the CD collection for Brahms and Brubeck. 反正这些摇滚和古典我都不喜欢。
9) Odor-Eaters. 字典没带身边，不懂！
10) Stop counting masturbation as aerobic exercise. 呕~~~
11) Go to yoga class. For the yoga. 我韧带太硬了~做不来~
12) During the weekly phone call with Mom, no more (a) answering E-mail,(b) playing Grand Theft Auto, (c) flipping through magazines. 我妈没天打电话给我~
13) Tell the boss what you really think of him. …………
14) TiVo is for Meet the Press, not cheaters. TiVo是什么？ techinique? television?telephone?information?internet? video?vision?voice? opera?orgnisation?
15) Read Pilgrim’s Progress, Tristram Shandy and Finnegans Wake. 都没听说过
16) Stop flirting with everything that has all its limbs. 不太懂~
17) No more air guitar. 更不懂！空气吉他？
18) Get over the thong fetish. 俚语？皮带迷信？
19) Finally confront Dad and tell him how he hurt your feelings when he missed you swim meet in sixth grade 什么？
20) When meeting old girlfriends, don’t fixate on the possibility that you could nail them. 同意。
21) Don't feel jealous when coworkers do better than you---after all, work is a collaborative experence. OBJECTION！我支持竞争！
22) When ordering sides, choose vegetables 我不是VEGETARIAN
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23) Stop flinging the board against the wall when she beats you at scrabble. …………不懂
24) Resist the urge to sob when you single friend says he picked up a babe at a bar 我不会哭泣，我会笑！
25) Start enjoying family gatherings. 同意！
26) Listen to all things considered without getting nauseated 为什么要觉得恶心？
27) Stop thinking of other women when doing your wife; stop thinking about your wife when doing other women. 好难听哦！怎么是用doing！
28) Dump the beer-cozy collection. 又是俚语？什么意思？
29) Eat sprouts. 是不是不留后患的意思？我引申的！
30) Take advantage of the city’s vast cultural offerings. 经济就是主张这点！
31) Stop logging on to Ukrainianmodel farm.com Ukrainianmodel是什么？乌克兰尼亚的模特？还是个农场？
32) No more submitting drinks at nick’s titty hut as a valid business expense 怎么很多是关于性的？
33) Stop lying about your charity work. 没错！
34) No drinking except for special occasions, hump days and weekends 应该提倡无EXCEPTION
35) No more chat rooms. OBJIECTION！
36) Stop hurling invective at phone solicitors who are only trying to earn a living. 是他们自己不愿争取机会嘛！
37) Attempt to make pleasant small talk with the office receptionist. 为什么？他们是为我们服务的！
38) Figure out once and for all where you stand on (a) the middle east,(b) Putin and the Checknya problem, (c) farm subsildies (d) third world—loan forgiveness. 有没有E选项？
39) Launder more; go commando less. 又是俚语！洗更多衣服，没有更多的突击队？
Raywell@2003-01-02 07:47
TB MM你的翻译好象.............看我的！！
新年新目标 39（也许你已经没有希望了）
1) Easy on the cheese this year.
再大的事情都要放轻松！
2) Buy her flowers. For no reason.
没理由泡妞的开始（该表白了）
3) Purchase only those power tools absolutely integral to a project that, if ignored, means total collapse of your home.
精益求精，不要因小失大
4) Breast size will not determine your dating choices.
波大已经不再是时尚！
5) No more being the guy at work who revels in e-mailing coworkers vicious and witty nicknames you connect for other coworkers.
不再对同事发无聊的短消息或是给人家取外号
6) Forty sit-ups for every beer.
喝一杯啤酒就要做40个仰卧起坐（老了还是肚皮大了）
7) Stop checking the DOW every hour--- you are in it for the long haul
不要每隔一个小时就看看道琼斯指数，你已经干得很不错了.......
8) Toss out the guns N’Roses, Aerosmith, AC/DC--- make room in the CD collection for .
扔掉那些POP音乐吧，该听听古典的交响乐（Brahms是德国的作曲家！）
9) Odor-Eaters.
我已经知道什么意思了，就是不说！
10) Stop counting masturbation as aerobic exercise.
不要再把打飞机(大陆译法)看成有氧锻炼 （我不下地狱，你们下）
11) Go to yoga class. For the yoga.
学瑜伽去！
12) During the weekly phone call with Mom, no more (a) answering E-mail,(b) playing Grand Theft Auto, (c) flipping through magazines.
不要再玩侠盗飞车（著名的游戏，我很喜欢玩哦），不要再看无聊的杂志，不要再发什么E-mail了。每周要记得给老母打个电话！
13) Tell the boss what you really think of him.
告诉你老板他有多............(英雄一去不复返，何其壮哉.....)
14) TiVo is for Meet the Press, not cheaters.
Tivo应该是个什么东西的牌子，偶是农民偶怕谁！
好像是眼睛的牌子......叫你用来看新闻不是来炫耀的吧！
15) Read Pilgrim’s Progress, Tristram Shandy and Finnegans Wake.
多看看朝圣者的步伐，3步.................................
16) Stop flirting with everything that has all its limbs.
凡事都有正反面，不要光看其反面！
17) No more air guitar.
不要再炫耀你的吉他了（偶都不会，哪敢？）
18) Get over the thong fetish.
不要再迷恋你的皮带？？
19) Finally confront Dad and tell him how he hurt your feelings when he missed you swim meet in sixth grade
告诉你老爸以后学校的亲子活动要来参加，不然．．．．．．．（不然就算了，压岁钱照给就行了）
20) When meeting old girlfriends, don’t fixate on the possibility that you could nail them.
碰见前任女朋友不要转移视线
21) Don't feel jealous when coworkers do better than you---after all, work is a collaborative experence.
不要嫉妒Raywell的能力，他会监督你们完成任何工作..........
也可以翻译成Raywell虽然能力比你强，但是你还是要做你该做的事情！
22) When ordering sides, choose vegetables
点菜的时候多吃素！ （好贵，肉没有菜贵啊！）
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23) Stop flinging the board against the wall when she beats you at scrabble.
在拼字游戏中输给她也不必找墙壁发泄嘛！
24) Resist the urge to sob when you single friend says he picked up a babe at a bar
当你朋友告诉你他在酒吧找到一个漂亮MM忍住不要哭
25) Start enjoying family gatherings.
学会享受全家人在一起的生活吧 （.......）
26) Listen to all things considered without getting nauseated
不要以为自己很了不起，多看看世界吧！
27) Stop thinking of other women when doing your wife; stop thinking about your wife when doing other women.
和你老婆做爱的时候不要想起它的女人，和别的女人....的时候就要忘记你老婆（我不下地狱，我不搞翻译）
28) Dump the beer-cozy collection.
扔掉你那些无聊的收场品（推测....是这样）
29) Eat sprouts.
学会喝汤？？
30) Take advantage of the city’s vast cultural offerings.
利用城市提供的巨大文化 （干什么？ PORN SITE! Cool!）
31) Stop logging on to Ukrainianmodel farm.com
我说什么来着，叫你多去看看黄色网站！（旁人：翻译反了吧）
32) No more submitting drinks at nick’s titty hut as a valid business expense
不要再..............(二奶？)
33) Stop lying about your charity work.
可能跟32有关，不要把你做的说成是慈善事业！
34) No drinking except for special occasions, hump days and weekends
除了特殊场合以外不要多喝酒，做爱和周末可以！
35) No more chat rooms.
别再去什么什么聊天室
36) Stop hurling invective at phone solicitors who are only trying to earn a living.
别再在电话上骂你那只为了生计而工作的律师了
37) Attempt to make pleasant small talk with the office receptionist.
尝试和办公室的接待员来一个简短愉快地对话吧（这句话上班族应该明白，偶不是！一般Receptionist都很漂漂的说！）
38) Figure out once and for all where you stand on (a) the middle east,(b) Putin and the Checknya problem, (c) farm subsildies (d) third world—loan forgiveness.
选择你支持的东西：(a)，中东（开灯，关灯，都是拉登！） (b)......解决问题？？ (C)农场.......... 又不知道，丢脸！ (d)第三世界的慈善援助！？
39) Launder more; go commando less.
多洗店衣服，少发点命令？（肯定不对）
翻译完了，累死了！scyandzh和TB MM给点稿费的说！
silverpin@2003-01-02 08:23
楼上翻译的时候把自己作模范的说~~
好笑
引用
29) Eat sprouts.
学会喝汤？？
这个是不是说吃新鲜的蔬菜得意思??
scyandzh@2003-01-02 11:48
偶汗ING
题目都翻错了
39 NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
YOU’VE PROBABLY ALREADY BROKEN
是 "3 9条新年的决定,你有可能已经违反了"
不是什么
新年新目标 39（也许你已经没有希望了）
scyandzh@2003-01-02 11:52
看内容的时候应该先看清题目,这样才能准确理解老外的文章
Raywell@2003-01-02 12:32
引用
最初由 scyandzh 发布
看内容的时候应该先看清题目,这样才能准确理解老外的文章
嘿嘿，这个................
没有照着题目本意翻！
ThunderBird@2003-01-02 19:21
RAYWELL,我可没说我是在做翻译, 只是有问题的就问呗!
9) Odor-Eaters.
我已经知道什么意思了，就是不说！
到底什么意思??是不是你也不知道?
不过你已经很厉害了!佩服!
Arael@2003-01-03 00:30
可以注明出處嗎?
標題也請加上 ’轉貼’
麻煩了。
39
go commando
應該是不穿內衣的意思。
you are in it for the long haul
打算長遠投資
11
For the yoga.
有點懷疑這個是指star wars中的yoga.
14
TiVo 是一種代替錄影機的box.
其實是一部電腦，用硬盤來錄影。
>> 16) Stop flirting with everything that has all its limbs.
>> 凡事都有正反面，不要光看其反面！
為何這樣翻?
18
fetish是戀物狂的意思。
thong這裡不是指皮帶，可以查字典。
20
nail them:
和她們睡。
36
phone solicitors
應該不是律師
myrion@2003-01-03 01:57
08 guns n’roses aerosmith ac/dc都是很有名的metal band
跟pop music是不一樣的喔~~
09 芳香劑跟除臭劑吧 不知道引申什麼意思
15 後二本是很有名的小說 第一個可能是宗教有關的書吧
16 麻煩調情的對象稍微考慮篩選一下 不要大小通吃@_@
18 thong補充一下是指女生的某種貼身衣物 比較屬於情色的字眼
常跟sex woman在一起的
29 是指多吃菜吧
36 phone solicitors是說電話業務員
Raywell@2003-01-03 06:21
楼上两位果然是前辈来的，我还要多多学习啊！
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