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silverpin@2003-06-27 09:27
以下88种办法辨别你是否是中国人， 满好笑的~~大家看一看
PS: 今天是report card发放日吧， 大家[烤]成如何？偶除了英文B以外其余都是A ，呵呵， 自我感觉还可以， 可是下来要考tofel和LPI（进UBC要考的[偶在van]）还有summer school *我哭* 还是没办法大玩特玩 555555
pps:myrion姐~~ 上次不是说要来ro吗？ 兔耳朵都准备好了 =(
最后， have a great summer, guys^^
===============世界上最可爱的分割线================
> > >Ni hao my zhong guo buddys!
> > >Wow this is the first chain letter I ever sent!!!
> > this is so true
> > >tho! most of these actually apply to me! if you
> > aren't chinese, slap
> > >me once an i'll remember that for next time and
> if
> > you are chinese
> > >and you didn't get this, slap me twice and i'll
> > remember that for
> > >next time :)
> > >
> > >
> > >It's all true..... 88 Ways to Know If You're
> > Chinese
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, you
> > can save and reuse
> > >the wrapping (and especially those bows) next
> year.
> >
> > >2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,
> > when they are 50%
> > >off.
> > >3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy
> > 100 rolls and store
> > >them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult
> > child who has
> > >moved out.
> > >4. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen
> > table.
> > >5. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
> > >6. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over
> > it.
> > >7. You have stuff in the freezer since the
> > beginning of time.
> > >8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
> > >9. You have never used your dishwasher.
> > >10. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at
> > all times.
> > >11. You boil water and put it in the
> refrigerator.
> > >12. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
> > >13. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin
> > containers.
> > >14. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
> > >15. You always leave your shoes at the door.
> > >16. You have a piano in your living room.
> > >17. Your parents know how to launch nasal and
> > throat projectiles.
> > >18. You iron your own shirts.
> > >19. You drive a Honda or Acura and are less than
> > 5'8"tall.
> > >20. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but
> > you cover your
> > >mouth).
> > >21. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
> > >22. You hate to waste food
> > >a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says
> > they're going to
> > >throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll
> > finish them. (Your mom
> > >will give a lecture about starving kids in
> Africa)
> > >b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three
> > bites of rice or
> > >one leftover chicken wing.
> > >23. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a
> > cupboard full of used
> > >but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out
> > containers, and jam
> > >jars.
> > >24. You also use the jam jars as drinking
> glasses.
> > >25. You've eaten a red bean popsicle.
> > >26. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you
> > as a gift when you
> > >visit people's homes.
> > >27. You have a collection of miniature shampoo
> > bottles that you take
> > >every time you stay in a hotel.
> > >28. The condiments in your fridge are either
> Price
> > Club sized or
> > >come in plastic packets, which you save/steal
> every
> > time you get
> > >take out or go to McDonald's.
> > >29. Ditto paper napkins.
> > >30. You wipe your plate and utensils before you
> eat
> > every time you
> > >go to a restaurant.
> > >31. You carry a stash of your own food whenever
> you
> > travel (and
> > >travel means any car ride longer than 15
> > minutes)...These travel
> > >snacks are always dried. As in not just dried
> > plums, dried ginger,
> > >and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish
> (SQUID).
> > >32. You own a rice cooker.
> > >33. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before
> > cooking it.
> > >34. You spit bones and other food scraps on the
> > table. (That's why
> > >you need the vinyl tablecloth).
> > >35. Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of
> gold
> > coin oranges
> > >that their guests just brought just to be
> > courteous.
> > >36. You fight (literally) over who pays the
> dinner
> > bill.
> > >37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything
> himself.
> > >38. You majored in something practical like
> > engineering, medicine or
> > >law.
> > >39. When you go to a dance party, there is a wall
> > of guys
> > >surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
> > >40. You live with your parents and you are 30
> years
> > old (and they
> > >prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30
> > years old, you live
> > >in the apartment next door to your parents, or at
> > least in the same
> > >neighborhood.
> > >41. You don't use measuring cups.
> > >42. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if
> you
> > didn't pay tax.
> > >43. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
> > >44. You re-gift cookies or Christmas cake at
> > Christmas (some could
> > >even be more than 5 years old).
> > >45. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
> > >46. You reuse teabags.
> > >47. You have a drawer full of old pens, most of
> > which don't write
> > >anymore.
> > >48. If you're under age 20, you own a really
> > expensive walkman if
> > >you're over 20, you own a really expensive
> camera.
> > >49. You always look phone numbers up in the phone
> > book, since
> > >calling Information costs 50 cents.
> > >50. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant,
> > and if you do, you
> > >tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
> > >51. You're a wok user.
> > >52. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
>
> > >53. You know all the waiters at your favorite
> > Chinese restaurants.
> > >54. You like Chinese films in their original
> > undubbed versions
> > >a. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
> > >b. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something
> to
> > you.
> > >55. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.
> > >56. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
> > >57. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and
> legs
> > still attached-it
> > >means they're fresh.
> > >58. You never call your parents just to say hi.
> > >59. You always cook too much.
> > >60. If you don't live at home, when your parents
> > call, they ask if
> > >you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
> > >61. Also, if you don't live at home, your parents
> > always want you to
> > >come home.
> > >62. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay
> > inside when you get
> > >sick.
> > >63. When you're sick, they also tell you not to
> eat
> > fried foods or
> > >baked goods because they produce hot air (yeet
> hay
> > in Cantonese).
> > >64. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even
> > though you only
> > >sit 10 feet apart.
> > >65. Your parents never go to the movies.
> > >66. Your parents send money to their relatives in
> > China.
> > >67. You use a face cloth.
> > >68. Your parents use a clothesline.
> > >69. You're always late.
> > >70. You eat every last grain of rice in your
> bowl,
> > but don't eat the
> > >last piece of food on the table.
> > >71. You starve yourself before going to all you
> can
> > eat buffet.
> > >72. You've joined a CD club at least once.
> > >73. You know someone who can get you a good deal
> on
> > jewelry or
> > >electronics, computers.
> > >74. You never discuss your love life with your
> > parents.
> > >75. Your parents are never happy with your
> > grades.!!!!
> > >76. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even
> > though you're never
> > >going to use them again.
> > >77. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
>
> > >78. You keep most of your money in a savings
> > account.
> > >79. You own an MJ set and possibly have a room
> set
> > up in the
> > >basement.
> > >80. You know what MJ means.
> > >81. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone
> > who has.
> > >82. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed
> > paper-thin.
> > >83. You say "whie" when answering your cell
> phone.
> > >84. You are familiar with the term "aiee yah...".
>
> > >85. You know what moon cakes are.
> > >86. You know why this list consists of only "88"
> > reasons.
> > >87. You enclose your remote controls in plastic
> to
> > keep greasy
> > >fingerprints off them.
> > >88. You take this message and forward it to all
> > your Chinese
> > >friends.
荷路@2003-06-27 10:06
这个以前jingwen贴过了的. ^^b
Arael@2003-06-28 15:08
汗，赠品累事。。。。 :P
PS. 欢迎回来 :)
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