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[转贴]10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Harmatia@2003-09-08 11:46
===============This might come in handy!
10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Number 10:
When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died."
Number 9:
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
Number 8:
Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.
Number 7:
If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
Number 6:
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
Number 5:
Tell the telemarketer you are on "home arrest" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.
Number 4:
After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
Number 3:
Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"
Number 2:
Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
Number 1:
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
seiyafan@2003-09-08 12:12
I would just instead ask the caller his/her credit card number, and when he/she asks why, I would just say there is a small fee for me giving out opinions on the product/service.
ThunderBird@2003-09-08 13:04
i think i may say:"the number you r calling is busy. please try again~" and may do it in several languages:p
i pretty like number 1. it reminds me someone.
Harmatia@2003-09-09 00:45
Personally, I think I shall try #5 next time...although I must say that I am very thankful I seldon get telemarketers calling.
ThunderBird@2003-09-09 01:02
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最初由 Harmatia 发布
Personally, I think I shall try #5 next time...although I must say that I am very thankful I seldon get telemarketers calling.
我们叫“闲磕牙”~
i hardly have telemarketers cos i usually switch my mobile off~mostly i got some sms from vodafone said:bla bla bla~
seiyafan@2003-09-09 02:00
http://www.donotcall.gov/
蓝发夹@2003-09-09 02:12
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看这名字就想笑了~
emb422@2003-09-09 05:53
My friend Derek told me to say this to telemarketers:
Hello, this is Neo Nazi headquarters at USA, would you want to enlist?
If they talk, tell them about the "causes" of neo nazi and they probablly will hang up...
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