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[转贴]美国军方给士兵的劝告

seiyafan@2003-10-23 04:24

ACTUAL MILITARY WARNINGS

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-US Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteedto always hit the ground."
- USAF Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
leastexpect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed."
-US Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
-USArmy Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
-Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Corps Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Ammo Troop
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emb422@2003-10-23 06:09

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteedto always hit the ground."
- USAF Troop

This one is great. B-52s are indeed very accurate. They probabbly only miss the target by about 3 miles or so. (By the way, 1/2 mile within a target is considered a "hit", even today)
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seiyafan@2003-10-23 06:15

yes since the bombs are freely falling onto the target area, so the tolerable error is pretty huge compare to guided missiles.
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kingking@2003-10-23 06:26

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Ammo Troop


very practical, ha......
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seiyafan@2003-10-23 06:32

They are afraid that in the battle a soldier might get disorientated and aim the rocket launcher upside down, that will most definitely upset everyone around him.
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dmd216@2003-10-23 08:04

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Ammo Troop

This is a very good one.

Many people are stupid enough that don't know what to do. They really need it.
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Raywell@2003-10-23 14:39

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon
Essentially, I like this one. Maybe we can switch the "ship" into "vehicle", that's better.

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Ammo Troop
I saw many versions about this one.
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secondii@2003-10-25 07:53

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteedto always hit the ground."
- USAF Troop

best one
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gemini22g@2003-10-30 12:53

实用主意的美国人
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白狐妃@2003-10-30 19:20

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
-Col. David Hackworth
A good one

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteedto always hit the ground."
- USAF Troop
And this is very true
The B-52 has proven its flexibility over 50 years, from dropping bombs at 50,000 feet to providing close air support
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Lizard@2003-10-31 07:07

因为这里是强调个人利益多些的
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