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Natalie Portman's rap

ouoq@2006-03-08 10:52

I saw it in IMDB's forum while checking "V for Vendetta"'s status, all fans yelling "Hilarious".. It's from a TV program called "Saturday Night Live", which NP was hosting for one episode.

Here is the mp3 clipped from the show
http://fotop.net/im.php?set_albumName=random&id=natraps.mp3

The entire episode can be found in a torrrent site called mininova.

caption:

"I dont sleep *beep* off that yak and the bourbon,
Doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swerving.

"Damn, Natalie. You a crazy chick."

"Shut the *beep* up - and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers, *MF*
Roll up on NBC and smack the *beep* outta Jeff Zucker”

"What you want, Natalie?"
"To drink and fight!"
"What you need, Natalie?"
"To *beep* all night!"

"Don't touch me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat 'til you *beep* my shoe!"
Leave you screamin'!
Pay for my dry cleanin'!
*beep* your man, it's MY name that he's screamin'!"

"All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick!
It’s Portman *MF* I’ll drink 'til I'm sick.
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole,
Watch you laugh and cry...
While I laugh, you die!
And all the dudes, you know I'm talkin' to you!"

"We love you, Natalie!"

"I WANNA *beep* YOU, TOO!"
"P is for Portman,
P is For Pussy
I'll kill your *beep* dog while you watch, so dont push me!"

"When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day.
I cheated every test, and snorted all the yay.
I got a def posse,
You got a bunch of dudes.
I'll sit right on your face and take a *beep*

[singing]
"Natalie, you are a badass bitch." (Hell Yeah!)
"I always paid for your dry cleaning..."
”When my *beep* gets in your shoe”
"And as for the drug use, well I can't vouch for that.
My dick is scared of you, girl."

WTF.......

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emb422@2006-03-08 11:00

no comment on the content...
She was here a few years ago... but... by the time I got here, she already graduated.

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ginji@2006-03-08 16:02

Why r they so mean to her?
Did she really cheat in Harvard? Never heard of it...

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rosemary1016@2006-03-08 18:38

那个在这个杀手不太冷中如妖精般灵气的loli版 NP 呀！！！！

但是， = = 为啥那么说她

反正我还是很喜欢她

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天外游龙@2006-03-09 02:55

还有苍白冷酷的Queen Amidala

Natalie是天才啊，我看the making of the SW，卢卡斯也赞她对台词掌握得很好，而且基本上看一下就能很自然地演出来了，NG极少

一直都很喜欢这个演员

ps. mp3下载不了