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phantom_14@2010-08-10 09:51

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发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间的故事。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了,我很得意,经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天,这老美终于忍不住了。

那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法,“吃饭”又有多少种说法,如此等等。说着说着,这老美突然问了我一句:“K,你们中文里关于做Ai,有多少种表达方法?”

我听他这么问,也没想许多,就拿出张纸来开始给他写,穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX(注,此为屏蔽)等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式,完了把纸递给他,心想:你小子这下得服气了吧?

孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼,淡淡说道:“K,我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了,一张纸写不下,今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”

我愣住了,茫然地点了点头,说了声好。

那天晚上,我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……

English words and phrases for sexual intercourse:


A
Aardvarking
Adam and Eve'ing It
Aztec two-step

B
Baking cookies
Baking the bean
Baking the tube steak
Balling
Banging
Bashing the beaver
Beast with two backs
Beating cheeks
Beating it up
Beating someone up with an ugly stick
Beating that thing up
Beaver busting
Being in a woman's Beef
Being up to one's balls
Being up to ya nuts in guts
Big Banging
Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
Boffing your brains out
Boinking
Boom-booming
Bone dancing
Boning
Bonking
Boofing
Bopping
Bouncing the bearded clam
Breeding
Buffing the beaver
Bumping and grinding
Bumping bellies
Bumping fuzzies
Bumping uglies
Burying the baby leg
Burying the bone
Burying the general
Burying the weasel
Burying the weenie
Bush patrolling
Busting
Busting a nut
Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
Buttering the muffin
Buzzing the Brillo
Buzzing the honey hole

C
Carnal gymnastics
Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Cave exploring
Checking the old crude oil!
Chodna (Hindi)
Chopping
Churning butter
Cleaning her pipes
Cleaning the carpet
Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "pick
ing up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "urbhacked!:)ing")
Coming together
Cooping the chicken
Crackin'
Crashing the custard truck
Crawling across the floor like a water spider
Creaking bed syndrome
Creamin'
Culear(Spanish)
Cunt busting
Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
Cunt thumping
Cutting the mustard

D
Dancing the buttock jig
Dancing the matrimonial polka
Dancing the mattress jig
Deflowering
Devirgination
Diddling
Dinky tickle
Dipping the gravy boat
Dipping your wick
Diving in the dark
Diving for pearls
Doggy style
Doing a lewd infusion
Doing a load of laundry
Doing dirty work at the crossroads
Doing it
Doing some bed-pressing
Doing some ladies' tailoring
Doing some muff diving
Doing some nose painting
Doing some one armed banditry
Doing some rump work
Doing some up hill gardening
Doing the act of darkness
Doing the backseat mambo
Doing the Adriano Macchietto
Doing the backstroke
Doing the bad thing
Doing the bed boogie
Doing the four-legged fox trot
Doing the funky chicken
Doing the chores
Doing the deed
Doing the dirty dance
Doing the featherbed jig
Doing the four-legged frolic
Doing the hokey-pokey
Doing the horizontal bop
Doing the horizontal exercises
Doing the horizontal hula
Doing the horizontal hustle
Doing the horizontal Jog
Doing the horizontal mambo
Doing the horizontal polka
Doing the horizontal tango
Doing the humpty dance
Doing the Humpty Dumpty
Doing the mattress dance
Doing the mattress mambo
Doing the mommy-daddy dance
Doing the nasty
Doing the naughty
Doing the tube snake boogie
Doing the tubesteak fandango
Doing the ugly
Doing the wild thing
Doona dance
Drilling
Drilling for oil
Drilling for cervix
Drilling the ditch
Driving home

E
Ecchi (Japanese)
Enjoying a flesh session
Exchanging bodily fluids

F
Feeding the dummy
Feeding the kitty
Feeding the muffin
Filling the cream doughnut
Feeding the yoni
Finding a hot dog in a jungle
Fitting end to end
Fitting her clap flap
Fixing her plumbing
Flopping in the hay
Fooling around
Follando (Spanish)
Fornicating
Fraternizing
Fucking
Fucking his/her brains out

G
Genital exercise
Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
Getting a rock off
Getting a shove in your blind eye
Getting ahead
Getting beef in yo taco
Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
Getting creamy
Getting down
Getting freaky
Getting funky
Getting horizontal
Getting into someone's pants
Getting it on
Getting it up her guts
Getting Jack in the orchard
Getting jiggy
Getting laid
Getting oats
Getting parallel
Getting some
Getting some front door action
Getting some of that slippery action
Getting some stank on the hang low
Getting stretched
Getting there
Getting your cane waxed
Getting your chimney swept out
Getting your end wet
Getting your hair cut
Getting your jollies
Getting your leather stretched
Getting your lizard drained
Getting your nuts cracked
Getting your oil changed
Getting your rocks off
Getting busy
Getting your freak on
Giving a hole to hide in
Giving a woman a shot
Giving hard for soft
Giving her a hosing
Giving her a pat
Giving her the business
Giving her the high hard one
Giving it up
Giving juice for jelly
Giving kitty a taste of cream
Giving someone a stab
Giving someone the works
Giving the dog a bone
Giving the monkey a banana
Glazing the donut
Going at it
Going belly-to-belly
Going down under
Going fishing
Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
Going like a rat up a drainpipe
Going spelunking
Going to town
Goosing
Grabbing some snatch
Greasing
Greasing the monkey
Greasing the pole
Greasing the wheel
Greasing the axle
Grinding your tool
Growling at the badger

H
Haciendo el amor
Hammering
Harpooning the mustached whale
Hauling your ashes
Having
Having a bit of curly greens
Having a bit of fish
Having a bit of giblet pie
Having a bit of pork
Having a bit of split mutton
Having a bit of sugar stick
Having a bit of summer cabbage
Having a bit of the cramstick
Having a bit of the old in & out
Having a hot roll with cream
Having a joy ride
Having a nooner
Having a piece of tail
Having a poke
Having a quickie
Having a root
Having a shag (British)
Having a squeeze and a squirt
Having a turn on your back
Having an uppy downy
Having it off
Having nookie
Having one's way with
Having some afternoon delight
Having the beasty rendezvous
Heading South
Hiding the gerbil
Hiding the salami
Hiding the sausage
Hiking the South Rim
Hippity dippity
Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing
Hobbling
Hitting a homer
Hooking up
Hopping
Hopping on the good foot
Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
Horizontal Hussle
Horizontal Monster Mash
Horizontal sheet shuffle
Horizontalize
Hosing
Hot beef injection
Humping

I
Impaling
Impregnation
In and out
Introducing Charlie
Invasion of privacy

J
Jabbing
Jazzing
Jigging
Jiggling
Jodiendo
Juicing
Jumping her bones

K
Katydiddling
Knobbing
Knocking boots
Knocking mops
Knowing

L
Lancing
Laying
Laying cable
Laying some pipe
Laying the track
Lifting a leg on someone
Lighting one's fire
Lighting the lamp
Linking it
Losing the match
Lying feet up
Lyricism of the masses
Logging on

M
Making a baby
Making a deposit
Making baskets
Making ends meet
Making grass sandwiches
Making her grunt
Making it
Making bacon
Making babies
Making love
Making sauce
Making the beast with two backs
Making whoopee
Microsofting
Mingling limbs
Mixing your peanut butter
Mounting

N
Nailing
Nipping the bean bag
Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)

O
Ol' in out, in out
Oops
Overachieving

P
Packing the frank
Painting the door
Parallel parking
Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
Parking the pink Plymouth
Parting the beef curtain
Parting the Pink Sea
Passing the gravy
Paying the rent
Peeling your best end
Performing carnal gymnastics
Phallicizing
Picnicking in the lawn
Piece of ass, getting a
Piecein' it
Pigging
Planting a man
Planting your seed
Playing at in-and-out
Playing at tops-and-bottoms
Playing cars and garages
Playing doctor
Playing hanky panky
Playing hide the hot Dog
Playing hide the pickle
Playing hide the weenie
Playing hide the salami
Playing on the hair court
Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Playing tiddlywinks
Playing post office
Plooking
Plowing
Plug and playing
Plugging
Plugging the beef lodge
Plugging the main cable into her love socket
Pocketing the stake
Poking
Poking in the whiskers
Poking the bearded triangle
Poking the pie
Pole jumping
Polishing the jewel
Popping it in
Poppin' it to her
Popping one off
Porking
Pounding
Pounding the porch
Pounding the puppy
Praying with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pulping the garbage
Pumping
Punching the ape
Punching the chipmunk
Putting a bun in the oven
Putting the bee in the hive
Putting the boots to someone
Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
Putting your root down
Putting your snake in the grass
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin
Putting the beef in the taco
Putting the devil into Hell
Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
Putting the puppy in the dog house

Q
Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)

R
Ramming
Ravishing
Rear attack
Reading Religious Poetry
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Riding someone
Riding the hobby horse
Riding the baloney pony
Riding the pink pony
Riding the pony
Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
Ringing her bell
Rocking
Rocking it
Rocking off
Rocking the casbah
Rogering
Rolling in the hay
Rolling the cigar
Romping in the hay
Rooting
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing bacons
Rubbing one out
Rump splitting
Running the naked wheelbarrow race

S
Saucing the clam
Sawing off a chunk
Schlopping
Schtupping
Screwing
Scrogging
Scrumping
Sexercizing
Sewing up the hatchet wound
Shagging
Shaking a skin coat
Shaking the sheets
Shock and awe
Shooting the moon
Shucking the oyster
Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
Sinking it in
Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was
thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
Sinking the soldier
Skinning back a freak
Slamming
Slamming the saussage
Slapping meat
Slapping skin
Slaying the dragon
Slicking Willie
Sliding down the banister
Slipping someone the hot beef injection
slipping in the pork sword
Slipping someone the tube steak
Smashing
Soaking the sheets
Sowing your [wild] oats
Spankin' the cat
Spawning
Spearing t
he bearded clam
Spelunking
Spinning the cheese
Splitting the uprights
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Sticking
Stirring her guts
Stirring the cauldron
Storming the trenches
Straightening the meat curtains
Stretching leather
Stroking the newt
Stuffing the beaver
Stuffing the taco
Stuffin Martha's muffin
Sucking the sugar-stick
Sweating the sheets
Sweaty rompin'
Sweetening the pot
Swiping the V-card

T
Taking
Taking a belly-ride
Taking a break
Taking a turn in the stubble
Taking an albino piss
Taking it downtown
Taking it to the car wash
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
Taking the starch out of someone
Tango/ing
Tappin that ass
Taxing
Tearing off a piece
Telling a bedtime story
Threading the needle
Throwing a leg over
Throwing another log on the fire
Throwing the meat at her
Towelling
Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Training through a tunnel
Trimming the buff
Tuna Town

U
Ugh ugh

V
Validating your parking pass
Vaginal bungee jumping
Vaginal masturbation
Varnishing your cane
Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Visiting down under
Visiting the Netherlands

W
Walking the dog
Wallpapering the closet
Watering the lawn
Waxing
Waxing the pole
Wetting the hose
Wetting your wick
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
Whitewashing
Whoopie
Winding the kinetic watch
Winding up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Womb masturbation
Woohoo
Working the hairy oracle
Wrestling

Z
Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zug Zug
Zwooshing the swoosh


kmlover首发于qiushibaike.com



我其实是来求翻译的:rolleyes:
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tients@2010-08-10 09:58

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Ugh ugh
Woohoo


这也算?那中文无比多了.....
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ericxp628@2010-08-10 10:01

根本就是乱来. 要是我. 我直接把这列表翻译成中文. 再发回去. 我们中文也有这么长呢.
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Possibility@2010-08-10 10:02

遛狗啥的也算?
没语境根本不知道吧
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tients@2010-08-10 10:09

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最初由 Possibility 发布
遛狗啥的也算?
没语境根本不知道吧


师父最近在忙啥 :o
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Possibility@2010-08-10 10:12

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最初由 tients 发布


师父最近在忙啥 :o

雅思过了就可以到处玩,没过就会再考
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南极磷@2010-08-10 10:13

P牛你怎么了你怎么了呀
尽转这样的帖
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hhabc0060@2010-08-10 10:18

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最初由 南极磷 发布
P牛你怎么了你怎么了呀
尽转这样的帖


寂寞了需要你去滋润[大误]
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phantom_14@2010-08-10 10:22

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最初由 南极磷 发布
P牛你怎么了你怎么了呀
尽转这样的帖


原来乃们不觉得好玩么:rolleyes:
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tients@2010-08-10 10:29

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最初由 Possibility 发布

雅思过了就可以到处玩,没过就会再考


一心要读书么 :o
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tients@2010-08-10 10:31

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最初由 phantom_14 发布


原来乃们不觉得好玩么:rolleyes:


P牛觉得很好玩 233
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Possibility@2010-08-10 10:33

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最初由 tients 发布


一心要读书么 :o

再不行就只好学语言了
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greywind@2010-08-10 12:20

简单常用的bed都没有
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kkula@2010-08-10 12:30

震惊....好吧,其实全部都逃不过26字母(拖...
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gszenki@2010-08-10 12:40

这个有点太长了啊。。。
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