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意大利英语。。（超爆笑）,[偶听后差点暴走]

scyandzh@2003-01-28 11:55

第一步
先点击这个下载声音
http://sunyuqian.vip.sina.com/game/Italiantomalta.MP3

第二步再看下面的

one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!

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BitByte@2003-01-28 14:47

不看译文，听不出他到底说FOCK 还是 FUCK~
哈哈~

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Raywell@2003-01-29 03:37

呵呵，相当经典的笑话！
我今天还在给我们班上的印尼人说呢！

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暗黑天使@2003-01-29 06:47

寒……果然很“脏”的笑话……

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荷路@2003-01-29 08:15

还好吧，偶还是听的出来他到底想说什么的啊。
恐怕是荷兰英语，比利时英语，西班牙英语等等听多了，已经练出来了。
但是偶觉得实际上他们的发音没有录音里那段那么夸张，好很多啦。