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引用 发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间的故事。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了。那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，如此等等。说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“K，你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种表达方法？”我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……English words and phrases for sexual intercourse:AAardvarking Adam and Eve'ing It Aztec two-step BBaking cookies Baking the bean Baking the tube steak Balling Banging Bashing the beaver Beast with two backs Beating cheeks Beating it up Beating someone up with an ugly stick Beating that thing up Beaver busting Being in a woman's Beef Being up to one's balls Being up to ya nuts in guts Big Banging Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis Boffing your brains out Boinking Boom-booming Bone dancing Boning Bonking Boofing Bopping Bouncing the bearded clam Breeding Buffing the beaver Bumping and grinding Bumping bellies Bumping fuzzies Bumping uglies Burying the baby leg Burying the bone Burying the general Burying the weasel Burying the weenie Bush patrolling Busting Busting a nut Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse) Buttering the muffin Buzzing the Brillo Buzzing the honey hole CCarnal gymnastics Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control) Cave exploring Checking the old crude oil! Chodna (Hindi) Chopping Churning butter Cleaning her pipes Cleaning the carpet Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "urbhacked！:)ing") Coming together Cooping the chicken Crackin' Crashing the custard truck Crawling across the floor like a water spider Creaking bed syndrome Creamin' Culear(Spanish) Cunt busting Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation) Cunt thumping Cutting the mustard DDancing the buttock jig Dancing the matrimonial polka Dancing the mattress jig Deflowering Devirgination Diddling Dinky tickle Dipping the gravy boat Dipping your wick Diving in the dark Diving for pearls Doggy style Doing a lewd infusion Doing a load of laundry Doing dirty work at the crossroads Doing it Doing some bed-pressing Doing some ladies' tailoring Doing some muff diving Doing some nose painting Doing some one armed banditry Doing some rump work Doing some up hill gardening Doing the act of darkness Doing the backseat mambo Doing the Adriano MacchiettoDoing the backstroke Doing the bad thing Doing the bed boogie Doing the four-legged fox trot Doing the funky chicken Doing the chores Doing the deed Doing the dirty dance Doing the featherbed jig Doing the four-legged frolic Doing the hokey-pokey Doing the horizontal bop Doing the horizontal exercises Doing the horizontal hula Doing the horizontal hustle Doing the horizontal Jog Doing the horizontal mambo Doing the horizontal polka Doing the horizontal tango Doing the humpty dance Doing the Humpty Dumpty Doing the mattress dance Doing the mattress mambo Doing the mommy-daddy dance Doing the nasty Doing the naughty Doing the tube snake boogie Doing the tubesteak fandango Doing the ugly Doing the wild thing Doona dance Drilling Drilling for oil Drilling for cervix Drilling the ditch Driving home EEcchi (Japanese) Enjoying a flesh session Exchanging bodily fluids FFeeding the dummy Feeding the kitty Feeding the muffin Filling the cream doughnut Feeding the yoni Finding a hot dog in a jungle Fitting end to end Fitting her clap flap Fixing her plumbing Flopping in the hay Fooling around Follando (Spanish) Fornicating Fraternizing Fucking Fucking his/her brains out GGenital exercise Getting a belly full of marrow pudding Getting a rock off Getting a shove in your blind eye Getting ahead Getting beef in yo taco Getting carpet tunnel syndrome Getting creamy Getting down Getting freaky Getting funky Getting horizontal Getting into someone's pants Getting it on Getting it up her guts Getting Jack in the orchard Getting jiggy Getting laid Getting oats Getting parallel Getting some Getting some front door action Getting some of that slippery action Getting some stank on the hang low Getting stretched Getting there Getting your cane waxed Getting your chimney swept out Getting your end wet Getting your hair cut Getting your jollies Getting your leather stretched Getting your lizard drained Getting your nuts cracked Getting your oil changed Getting your rocks off Getting busy Getting your freak on Giving a hole to hide in Giving a woman a shot Giving hard for soft Giving her a hosing Giving her a pat Giving her the business Giving her the high hard one Giving it up Giving juice for jelly Giving kitty a taste of cream Giving someone a stab Giving someone the works Giving the dog a bone Giving the monkey a banana Glazing the donut Going at it Going belly-to-belly Going down under Going fishing Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm Going like a rat up a drainpipe Going spelunking Going to town Goosing Grabbing some snatch Greasing Greasing the monkey Greasing the pole Greasing the wheel Greasing the axle Grinding your tool Growling at the badger HHaciendo el amor Hammering Harpooning the mustached whale Hauling your ashes Having Having a bit of curly greens Having a bit of fish Having a bit of giblet pie Having a bit of pork Having a bit of split mutton Having a bit of sugar stick Having a bit of summer cabbage Having a bit of the cramstick Having a bit of the old in & out Having a hot roll with cream Having a joy ride Having a nooner Having a piece of tail Having a poke Having a quickie Having a root Having a shag (British) Having a squeeze and a squirt Having a turn on your back Having an uppy downy Having it off Having nookie Having one's way with Having some afternoon delight Having the beasty rendezvous Heading South Hiding the gerbil Hiding the salami Hiding the sausage Hiking the South Rim Hippity dippity Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing Hobbling Hitting a homer Hooking up Hopping Hopping on the good foot Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira Horizontal Hussle Horizontal Monster Mash Horizontal sheet shuffle Horizontalize Hosing Hot beef injection Humping IImpaling Impregnation In and out Introducing Charlie Invasion of privacy JJabbing Jazzing Jigging Jiggling JodiendoJuicing Jumping her bones KKatydiddling Knobbing Knocking boots Knocking mops Knowing LLancing Laying Laying cable Laying some pipe Laying the trackLifting a leg on someone Lighting one's fire Lighting the lamp Linking it Losing the match Lying feet up Lyricism of the masses Logging on MMaking a baby Making a deposit Making baskets Making ends meet Making grass sandwiches Making her grunt Making it Making bacon Making babies Making love Making sauce Making the beast with two backsMaking whoopee Microsofting Mingling limbs Mixing your peanut butter Mounting NNailing Nipping the bean bag Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina) OOl' in out, in out Oops Overachieving PPacking the frank Painting the door Parallel parking Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi) Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town Parking the pink Plymouth Parting the beef curtain Parting the Pink Sea Passing the gravy Paying the rent Peeling your best end Performing carnal gymnastics Phallicizing Picnicking in the lawn Piece of ass, getting a Piecein' it Pigging Planting a man Planting your seed Playing at in-and-out Playing at tops-and-bottoms Playing cars and garages Playing doctor Playing hanky panky Playing hide the hot Dog Playing hide the pickle Playing hide the weenie Playing hide the salami Playing on the hair court Playing pickle-me, tickle-me Playing the slots Playing the squeezebox Playing tiddlywinks Playing post office Plooking Plowing Plug and playing Plugging Plugging the beef lodge Plugging the main cable into her love socket Pocketing the stake Poking Poking in the whiskers Poking the bearded triangle Poking the pie Pole jumping Polishing the jewel Popping it in Poppin' it to her Popping one off Porking Pounding Pounding the porch Pounding the puppy Praying with the knees upward Probing the membrane Professional wrestling Pulping the garbage Pumping Punching the ape Punching the chipmunk Putting a bun in the oven Putting the bee in the hive Putting the boots to someone Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron) Putting your root down Putting your snake in the grass Putting sour cream in the burrito Putting the candle in the pumpkin Putting the beef in the taco Putting the devil into Hell Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky Putting the puppy in the dog house QQuickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse) RRamming Ravishing Rear attack Reading Religious Poetry Receiving a guest in the foyer Riding someone Riding the hobby horse Riding the baloney pony Riding the pink pony Riding the pony Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town Ringing her bell Rocking Rocking it Rocking off Rocking the casbah Rogering Rolling in the hay Rolling the cigar Romping in the hay Rooting Roughing up the suspect Rubbing bacons Rubbing one out Rump splitting Running the naked wheelbarrow race SSaucing the clam Sawing off a chunk Schlopping Schtupping Screwing Scrogging Scrumping Sexercizing Sewing up the hatchet wound Shagging Shaking a skin coat Shaking the sheets Shock and awe Shooting the moon Shucking the oyster Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference) Sinking it in Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable) Sinking the soldier Skinning back a freak Slamming Slamming the saussage Slapping meat Slapping skin Slaying the dragon Slicking Willie Sliding down the banister Slipping someone the hot beef injection slipping in the pork sword Slipping someone the tube steak Smashing Soaking the sheets Sowing your [wild] oats Spankin' the cat Spawning Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking Spinning the cheese Splitting the uprights Stabbing the trout Star-gazing on your back Sticking Stirring her guts Stirring the cauldron Storming the trenches Straightening the meat curtains Stretching leather Stroking the newt Stuffing the beaver Stuffing the taco Stuffin Martha's muffin Sucking the sugar-stick Sweating the sheets Sweaty rompin' Sweetening the pot Swiping the V-card TTaking Taking a belly-ride Taking a break Taking a turn in the stubble Taking an albino piss Taking it downtown Taking it to the car wash Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town Taking the starch out of someone Tango/ing Tappin that ass Taxing Tearing off a piece Telling a bedtime story Threading the needle Throwing a leg over Throwing another log on the fire Throwing the meat at her Towelling Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft Training through a tunnel Trimming the buff Tuna TownUUgh ugh VValidating your parking pass Vaginal bungee jumping Vaginal masturbation Varnishing your cane Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control) Visiting down under Visiting the Netherlands WWalking the dog Wallpapering the closet Watering the lawn Waxing Waxing the pole Wetting the hose Wetting your wick Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am Whitewashing Whoopie Winding the kinetic watch Winding up your clock Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Womb masturbation Woohoo Working the hairy oracle Wrestling ZZallywhacking Ziggy-wiggling Zoinkering Zug Zug Zwooshing the swoosh kmlover首发于qiushibaike.com
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