ACTUAL MILITARY WARNINGS
"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-US Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteedto always hit the ground."
- USAF Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
leastexpect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed."
-US Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways."
-USArmy Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
-Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush."
-Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Corps Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
-USAF Ammo Troop
