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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.

[COLOR=sky blue]
o..いつの間にか すきま空いた 心が満たされて行く
ふとした瞬間の さり気ない仕草
いつの日にか 夢を語る あなたの顔をずっと
見つめていたい 微笑んでいたい

抑えきれない この気持ちが 25時の空から
光る滴として 降り注いだ
気がついたら 心の中 やさしい風が吹いて
明日への扉 そっと開く



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只看该作者 1楼 发表于: 2003-02-22
Interesting... although I don't really agree :P

I don't really recommend what the second woman has done... it's very inefficient. And it's hard to know exactly what the guy needs...

The third one is unrealistic... any investment has risks.. she could as well lose all of the money..

Hm.. Rain, is this a "reprint"?
I hope you didn't write this yourself?
:)

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只看该作者 2楼 发表于: 2003-02-22
disagree disagree...
not all men are like that... that shallow and simple

but anyway, it's just a joke. doesn't mean anything
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只看该作者 3楼 发表于: 2003-02-23
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最初由 Arael 发布

Hm.. Rain, is this a "reprint"?
I hope you didn't write this yourself?
:)


yeah,someone forwarded it to me ^^just thought it would be sort of entertaining and fun~


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最初由 shaka 发布
but anyway, it's just a joke. doesn't mean anything


well yeah it is a joke...but still means something la..although not totally true..

[COLOR=sky blue]
o..いつの間にか すきま空いた 心が満たされて行く
ふとした瞬間の さり気ない仕草
いつの日にか 夢を語る あなたの顔をずっと
見つめていたい 微笑んでいたい

抑えきれない この気持ちが 25時の空から
光る滴として 降り注いだ
気がついたら 心の中 やさしい風が吹いて
明日への扉 そっと開く



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只看该作者 4楼 发表于: 2003-02-23
This man is absolutely fool cuz he doesn't have to use 15000 for choosing a woman who he likes.

But Maybe it's right! Someone does that. Huh??
If It's a joke for woman, that's ok!

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只看该作者 5楼 发表于: 2003-02-23
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最初由 Raywell 发布
This man is absolutely fool cuz he doesn't have to use 15000 for choosing a woman who he likes.

But Maybe it's right! Someone does that. Huh??
If It's a joke for woman, that's ok!


yeah i think it's a joke about some men- they eventually choose to marry the women that they can take advantage of other than the ones they love. i guess on some level, many people do that.

[COLOR=sky blue]
o..いつの間にか すきま空いた 心が満たされて行く
ふとした瞬間の さり気ない仕草
いつの日にか 夢を語る あなたの顔をずっと
見つめていたい 微笑んでいたい

抑えきれない この気持ちが 25時の空から
光る滴として 降り注いだ
気がついたら 心の中 やさしい風が吹いて
明日への扉 そっと開く



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只看该作者 6楼 发表于: 2003-02-23
To be honest, If I say I will choose the same answer without giving $15000. Will u kill me?

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只看该作者 7楼 发表于: 2003-02-24
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最初由 §霖小雨§ 发布


yeah i think it's a joke about some men- they eventually choose to marry the women that they can take advantage of other than the ones they love. i guess on some level, many people do that.


This guy is not taking any advantage of the women... He gave the women $$$....
Maybe we can disagree with his selection criterion, but he's not really doing anything wrong...

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只看该作者 8楼 发表于: 2003-02-24
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最初由 Raywell 发布
To be honest, If I say I will choose the same answer without giving $15000. Will u kill me?


haha.sure not! that's normal lol...

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最初由 Arael 发布
This guy is not taking any advantage of the women... He gave the women $$$....
Maybe we can disagree with his selection criterion, but he's not really doing anything wrong...


oh god u know what? i just read the article again and found out that i misread it!! i didnt know wut tit is, so i thought he chose the woman that gave him 15000 dollars back....now i have nothing to say!
(-_-)|||'''

[COLOR=sky blue]
o..いつの間にか すきま空いた 心が満たされて行く
ふとした瞬間の さり気ない仕草
いつの日にか 夢を語る あなたの顔をずっと
見つめていたい 微笑んでいたい

抑えきれない この気持ちが 25時の空から
光る滴として 降り注いだ
気がついたら 心の中 やさしい風が吹いて
明日への扉 そっと開く



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只看该作者 9楼 发表于: 2003-02-25
in fact, man and woman always think in different ways. i think the man in story chose a normal ending, especially after facing real sociality:):)

i like, where u sleep
when u sleep, next to me
i like, where u sleep
here

cause our lips, can touch
and our cheeks, can brush
our lips, can touch
here

u r the one that lies close to me
and whispers "hello, i've missed u quite terribly"
i fell in love with u suddenly
that there's no place else i could be but here in ur arms~ : )
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只看该作者 10楼 发表于: 2003-02-25
Bingo!

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